Thank you to people who commented on Air Pressure, by the way, both here and on Newgrounds. :3

Thanks! :D Now even people who don’t like downloading things can play. Hoorah!!!

Air Pressure is a visual novel game that I’ve been working on on-and-off for a while. It has only three different endings, but a lot of branches!

I hope you enjoy it. It is quite a serious game, I guess. :)

Download for Windows (8Mb)
Download for Mac (11Mb)
Download for Linux (8Mb)

Edit: For the benefit of people coming here via ByteJacker, there is a Flash version here :) (Ported by raitendo)

Download Girls Are Weird. Win, 3Mb.
Or… download Mac version! 6Mb.

Download Press X Not To Pry. Win only, 1Mb, not safe for anyone!

Download Pirate Kitty 2. Win only, 3Mb.

Thank you. <3 A real game is coming soon!

Actually, while we're at it, much love to the original Press X games made by MrPiglet, and also the unauthorised Suicide… sequel made my Stephen Lavelle <3

Suicide Is NOT The Answer!

Download for Win. Made in Construct. 3.5Mb.

This was made for Pirate Kart 2. If you’re reading this, and you wanna get in on that, there’s still time! So much time! (I mean, you’ve only gotta spend two hours on it. That’s nothing!)

I helped Mr. Jasper with a cute and awesome game, This Is How Bees Work. (That takes you to his post about it, where you can download it.) Control a little cloud to grow flowers and make happy bees! Everyone loves bees, don’t they?

Jasper did most of the work. Well done Jasper! I only helped a little with animation (plants really.) :3 It’s a super-cute game! Please tell Jasper if you like it too!

I’m Not A Bad Person Really, I Just Have Low Self-Esteem. Made in Construct. Took a whole day pretty much. Was the main game I made over the weekend. :) (Warning: pretty horrible language.)

Stupid. Also made in Construct. Impossible to win. Simulation.

Don’t know what was up with my choice of subjects this weekend. XD Oh well. Will be back to working on proper games soon!

Second, I’ve updated! This site is now just a little bit more shiny. (Me and Wordpress, we had a falling out once, but I decided to give it another go.)

I made some terrible tiny games. Japanophilia and Anyone Can Ride A Fucking Dog. Both were made just for a laugh in only four hours. Japanophilia is a tiny bit NSFW (it’s not graphic, but you might feel a twinge of shame.)

I promise to make a real game soon! I have something sitting waiting for music, which I’ll put up asap!

The theme was caverns. I made a tiny platformer called Miner Distraction. It looks like this:

The download for it is here. (Windows only, 6mb, was made in Construct so you need you DirectX up to date). Or! There is a quickplay version on Game Jolt here.

For those who do not know about Ludum Dare, it’s a contest in which you have to make a game from scratch in 48 hours. As such, there’s only so much you can do! This game could likely do with a couple of more days of development, as I would have liked to implement dialogue and some sound. But I was trying out Construct for the first time, and fumbled with it a bit, which ate up a bit of time. It was fun to make though, and interesting to design a level quickly and quite organically in Photoshop rather than a tile editor. ^o^ Mostly, I’m happy with the amount I got done in such a short amount of time, even though it’s not perfect. I might clean it up a bit later, but for now, it’s fine.